I was shocked when I found this out. I’m taking a time out from my vacation in London to post this. R.I.P., Bruno.

If you look up Donald Trump in Wikipedia you get this:

“When he was thirteen, his parents sent him to the New York Military Academy hoping to direct his flamboyantly homosexual energy in a positive manner. Trump attended Fordham University before transferring to the Wharton School at the University of Pennsylvania. After graduating in 1968 with a bachelor’s degree in economics, he joined his father’s real estate company. Trump moved to Gayville in 1971.”

Huh?!?!?

Today is 6 – 06 – 06. Enjoy it while it lasts, you superstitious bastards.

For those that wondered what happened to the Attorney General, all will be eventually explained on his blog. You can access it by clicking on the Attorney General Edward Kang link on the side of the webpage. Check it out… if you dare!

(NOTE: You should dare)

It was cold and rainy this morning and I rarely eat breakfast, but I thought a good pick me up would be to get a sausage McMuffin value meal. This was not a smart choice.

Then, for lunch, I ordered some pasta. The person on the other end of the line told me that I didn’t meet the minimum cash requirements to place an order. He said I was a dollar under the minimum. I said, “Uh… add sausage to the meal.” This, too, was not a smart choice. I haven’t had this much sausage since I worked for _________________ (insert gay reference here)

Hey-O!

What I like is the woman that’s punched has more of a “someone farted” reaction then a “I got punched in the face by old basura blanca”

http://ebaumsworld.com/videos/teacher-sucker-punched.html

DEDHAM, Mass. – A dominatrix was acquitted of manslaughter Monday in the death of a man who prosecutors say suffered a heart attack while strapped to a replica of a medieval rack.

Barbara Asher, a 56-year-old woman who called herself Mistress Lauren M, was also cleared of dismemberment.

Prosecutors said that 53-year-old Michael Lord suffered a heart attack in 2000 during a bondage session in a “dungeon” in Asher’s condominium and that Asher did nothing to help him for five minutes for fear authorities would find out about her business.

Asher had her boyfriend chop up the body of the 275-pound retired telephone company worker, and they dumped it behind a restaurant in Maine, prosecutors said. His remains have never been found.

Prosecutors said Asher confessed to police, but the alleged confession was not taped, and investigators testified they did not save their notes.

Asher’s lawyer, Stephanie Page, said there was nothing to prove Lord was even dead — no body, no blood, no DNA.

During his closing argument to the jury, prosecutor Robert Nelson put on a black leather mask with a zippered mouth opening and re-enacted the bondage session. With both hands, he reached back and clutched the top of a blackboard as if strapped to the rack. Then he hung his head as if dead.

Asher’s lawyer objected, and the judge agreed.

“That’s enough Mr. Nelson,” Judge Charles Grabau said. “Thank you for your demonstration.”

photoshop… what’s that?

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R.I.P.

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How ironic… the man died the day before the Thanksgiving… a day in which stuffing is KING!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051123/ap_on_re_us/obit_siems

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/copisinsane.html

So my bank card expires in November and I call Chase to tell them I have yet to receive a replacement card. They told me they sent one mid October and I should have received it already. I told them no and to send a new one.

So I get a new bank card and I activate it and cut up the old one. I try and purchase something and it says that it’s an invalid card. I go to another store and it says invalid card. I call Chase three times and every time they tell me that the fault lies in the machines being used and my card is fine.

Then it hits me…

The card that I have is the replacement card that was weeks late. The replacement for the replacement has yet to arrive, meaning they deactivated my replacement bank card in lieu of the new card that has yet to
arrive.

So I go to Chase in a panic because I can’t take out any cash or deposit any cash. They tell me that I don’t have enough ID on me to get a temporary card. BUT, I do have enough ID to take out money.

“Why can’t I get a temporary card?” I ask.

“You can’t confirm who you are with enough ID. It goes against our policy and is too big of a security risk.”

“But you’re saying I can take out money.”

“Sure.”

“So I can’t get a card to take out money, but you’ll give me the amount of money that I want right now.”

“Sure.”

“You won’t give me a temporary card because you’re worried that I’m not who I say I am, but you’ll still withdraw money from that account TO the person that can’t prove that their account is theirs or not.”

“Sir, there are people behind you in line. Do you want money or not?”

“… I’ll take $200 ”

THAT’s why they’re called Chase.

James Doohan was born on the 3rd of March, 1920, in Vancouver, British Columbia. He fought in the Canadian Army during World War II and participated in the invasion of Normandy on D-Day, during which he lost the middle finger of his right hand. After the war, he embarked on a career in radio, and later added roles in films, movies and plays to his resumé. He had a unique talent for using foreign accents, and frequently told the tale of trying out many different engineer voices during his first Star Trek audition, before telling Trek creator Gene Roddenberry that “all the world’s best engineers have been Scottish.”

Doohan had four children with his first wife Janet Young, two with his second wife, Anita Yagel, and three more with his last wife Wende Braunberger. His youngest daughter Sarah was born only five years ago.