Pretty penetrating analysis, if you ask me.

HOORAY FOR YOU, etc3dot reader.

Terrorist Ties from Super-Tuesday on Vimeo.

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etc3dot had some technical difficulties last night.  We’re back against the odds. More importantly, Ricky’s back:

Not as a Yankee, but at least in NY.

(Image from Baseball Almanac) 

New video from etc… friends Josh Chesler and Paul Connor:

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etc… produced the live taping of Apple sister’s May show – and here’s a clip!!
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Mark your calendar’s. Some good friends of etc…, The Apple Sisters, take the stage next week, Friday May 25th, 7pm at the PIT. Be there or else!

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John McCain’s site got hacked this morning. Apparently for his MySpace page he was serving up images from someone else’s server – he was using their design without crediting them. So he decided to change the image that was served up. Click the image to check it out.

My Quest to be Stephen Colbert’s Black Friend

For a long time I’ve known that I was the most deserving black person to be Stephen Colbert’s Black friend. Look at how we’d look together. Look at those smiles! How can I prove to Stephen that I’m the one? Today I’ve decided to begin my quest in a way I believe Stephen would approve of: Asking America to help me put together the perfect application for Stephen Colbert’s black friend. Over the next few weeks I’ll be polling my friends and America to create the perfect application. Won’t you help out a brother?

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Speaking of George Bush, with whom Sharon developed a very close relationship, Uri Dan recalls that Sharon’s delicacy made him reluctant to repeat what the president had told him when they discussed Osama bin Laden. Finally he relented. And here is what the leader of the Western world, valiant warrior in the battle of cultures, promised to do to bin Laden if he caught him: “I will screw him in the a**!”

From a Ha’aretz review a new biography about Ariel Sharon via FP Passport.

Hooray.  I was reading this post on CC Insider about how the actor, Kurt Long, set to host this new Fox News supposed Daily show rip off changed his professional name to Kurt McNally.  Some have suggested its cause he doesn’t want his name associated with the show. As a fellow comedian I’d have sympathy for a comedian doing bad comedy to pay the bills except I just watched clip below on Obama Magazine and thought, “Wow, that’s a little racist.”  I mean seriously folks!:
 Check out all the fun here!
Talk of him using drugs.
They make fun of his name.
They have a bunch of African people cheering to start of the faux ad.
The faux magazine has such gem titles as, “Barack versus Tiger Woods: Who’s more diverse?”(Curiously the announcer didn’t say this one – probably because it would sound that much worse out loud) and “Did I mention that I went to Harvard”, and t-shirt “Barack Positions That Drive Voters Wild.”
A t-shirt entitled “Don’t Tell Mama, I’m for Obama”
The laugh track is not racist – but its spooky.

They might as well have come out and say it – Blacks have made up names or names that we don’t understand, they use drugs, they’re just a bunch of dancing bush men, they can play sports though, yes some went to college but that doesn’t make them not niggers, they’re good in bed I hear, and I love aunt jemima syrup, but they’ll never be a black president.  Okay maybe this is a rather harsh decoding of this piece, but you get the point.

Let’s not kid ourselves that this is right leaning comedy. It’s bad comedy and that’s for sure. I have nothing against comedians doing bad comedy – most every comedian that’s appeared in a sitcom in the last 20,30 years has done it.  Folks, I think no less of Brad Garrett for his new show which is horribly unfunny comedy. However, comedians choose to do the comedy they do and if your choice is to work on a show that the comedy is not just bad, but is bigoted, you deserve all the crap you get.

Can’t stop, won’t stop.

The best of business jargon 2006 as brought to you by Lucy Kellaway at the Financial Times. Of particular importance is Shell’s song, “Growing and Winning,” a corporate schlockfest to the tune of We Are the World. Normally I hesitate to put up any sort of commercial stuff, but this is too damn ridiculous to not be ridiculed.

This is the chorus:

We are the best
We are the winners
We are the ones who have made the change
We have grown the business
We are Shell’s tomorrow
Together we can be one great team
We are [something] and strategy
We will succeed

Another quality section from Kellaway’s column:

We have moved on, growing day by day
Sharing strengths, we practice what is best
We are all a part of Shell’s global family
Doing work aligned with everyone.

The internet is apparently only 1% porn.

Rarely is a job title so fitting.

Law & Order: etc… returns to the PIT this Friday evening at 10pm.

Now it’s your turn to get into the action. We need your help coming up with witnesses to Saturday’s crime. Add a comment to this entry with suggestions who may have witnessed a murder.

Yes, we realize you don’t know what the murder was, but that’s not that point. The point is to give us a swath of random crap that our dedicated troupe members will be sure to work into the show this Saturday. Then you can come to the show to see your random crap transformed into funny crap! Imagine the possibilities!

…is that the girl they get to play Stephanie in the Russian version of Full House also develops a Meth habit – but this time they televise the intervention with the Olsen twins, Bob Saget and John Stamos (Russian versions of Saget and Stamos, but the real Olsen twins.)

Some of you may have already seen the Indian bollywood video below and it has changed your life, well follow this link and receive the answers to all your questions on it and life:

This link has the answers