A chunk of crusty bread was found in the Large Hadron Collider:
The rehabilitation of the beleaguered Large Hadron Collider was on hold tonight after the failure of one of its powerful cooling units caused by an errant chunk of baguette.
Scientists are unsure how the baguette ended up there. I’d like to offer an hypothesis: the Collider created a wormhole, and this baguette is from the future. A time-traveling baguette, people! Why has it come to this time and place? Global leavening? To put a bet on the Miami winning the World Series? No. Odds on chance, I’d say, the bread traveled through time just to play catch with his son. What a sentimental so-and-so.
(Via Foreign Policy)